Tuesday, August 29, 2006

Untrustworthy


Hold that thought, I've had a better one.

I was disappointed the other day when Elise, a friend from school said that she didn't trust me. I waqs abit upset but didn't worry about it until Lachlan and Joel, two more friends said that they didn't trust me either.
This made me mad. I'm a good person and can't think of anything that I had done to them for me to loose their trust. I hold the door open for ladies when I'm down the street, I give money to musicians on the footpath and I collect for the Salvos how much more trustworthy do I need to be.
So this morning I asked the class to raise their hands if they didn't trust me and about 75% of the class raised their hands, including my own sister. I was shocked and enraged. What did I do to deserve this, I'll tell you NOTHING!!!!!!! The shame, the shame. What's the point of being the coolest and best looking guy at school if no-one trusts me. Sure I joke around, but what 16 year old boy doesn't, and that doesn't make me untrustworthy.
I will get to the bottom of this, and restore everyones trust, by whatever means nessaserry, and I mean WHATEVER means nessaserry.

Tuesday, August 15, 2006

Hold That Thought, I've Had A Better One


Hold that thought, I've had a better one.

Because I haven't tought of an end catch phrase yet, I thought I would have a start catch phrase instead so from now on I will be starting with the above statement. I sought of stole it of that new show David Tench Tonight but I don't think he will mind concidering he isn't real. Talking about David Tench Tonight, how good does it look. I think it could be the funniest show on TV. We'll just have to watch it on Thursday and find out. But counting out David Tench and House all the good shows are finishing. Lost is over, Prison Break is over and Supernatural is over (but will hopefully be back soon). Anyway thats all I can think of for this pointless blog so catch ya later.

P.S. What was your favorite show of 2006?

Saturday, August 12, 2006

CATCHY


Why is it that everyone cool has an end catchphrase . Rove says "Say hi to ya mum for me", Rex Hunt use to say "Yibida yibida thats all folks", Jeremy from Top Gear says "And on that bombshell..." and my cousin Emma says "Just a thought I had.... stay tuned". All of these people are extremely cool so then I started to think. Because I am the coolest man on the planet at this very moment, I need an end catchphrase. So this is what I came up with "Yibida yibida thats all folks so say hi to ya mum for me and on that bombshell stay tuned". But seriously I need something. Any thoughts. please.

HAPPY B'DAY DUSTIN!!!

It's my cousin Dustin's 18th birthday today. So happy birthday to you, your 102, you look like a monkey and ya smell like dog ..... Just kidding. Hope ya have a great day and good luck for ya P's.

Wednesday, August 09, 2006

Superman vs Batman


As I was lying in bed last night trying to sleep, I began to ponder. No doubt that at some stage in your life you have been asked or asked yourself the age old question, who would win a fight between Superman and Batman? Now personally I think The Punisher would kick both their asses but if it was just between those two who would be victorious? Now Batman is definitly cooler and has tonnes of awsum gadgets but as powers go i think it's fare to say he's lacking. Superman is abit more dorky (with all that spandex) but as powers go the Man of Steel is outright winner, he can fly, he's stronger than a tank and he can see through walls (just to name a few). It would also depend on the circumstances. In a normal fight, even though I would like to see Batman win, I would have to say the Man of Steel would come out on top. But say Batman was wearing a kryptonite suit and had a chainsaw then he would be able to weaken Superman and decapitate him. So to answer the question, Superman would win unless Batman turns into a kryptonite Leatherface. Thats my opinion but please tell me yours.

P.S. Who is your favorite Superhero (or Antihero)?

Tuesday, August 08, 2006

Oh My God, It's My Own Blog

Hello fellow blogians and co. my name is Kris aka King Chaos. If ya wanna know more about me, read my profile ya lazy turds. Anyway i just read my cousin Emma's blog (check it out at www.emmalewis.blogspot.com It's way more interesting than mine) and had this crazy idea to make my own. So here I am. I can't think of much more to say so thanks for checking my blog out and please leave some feedback below.